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Forums / Female Performer Chat

Monty Python and the Holy Timewasters
Female Performer Chat: Monty Python and the Holy Timewasters
FlatChinMan
Created by: flatchinman

3/2/11 @ 1:03am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Southern USA
Posts: 16

Adam_Smith is an antagonist! I hate him, I hate him, I hate him!
BeteNoir
Created by: betenoir

3/2/11 @ 6:02am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Old Town, Basin City
Posts: 379

Adam_Smith is an antagonist! I hate him, I hate him, I hate him!



Ah merde, je trouve lui beaucoup trop difficile comprendre. Est il un antagoniste ou l'antagoniste. Merde, merde de merde. Il confond juste moi.

AND the most profound question of ALL!!!

Je suis simplement un autre timewaster pour la comptabilisation dans ce forum ?

Ohhhh merde!
Loverboy1982
Created by: loverboy1982

3/2/11 @ 7:40am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Anadarko, Oklahoma
Posts: 34

Suggs, you have too much spare time on your hands. :) Where is the proof of your claims?
Created by: suggs

3/2/11 @ 10:30am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

Suggs, you have too much spare time on your hands. :) Where is the proof of your claims?



My proof is in a now locked thread titled

"Chat timewasters - the good guys strike back"

This was contributed to by various sources.

The original thread was moved by site tech into the performers forums.
BeteNoir
Created by: betenoir

3/2/11 @ 10:37am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Old Town, Basin City
Posts: 379

Suggs, you have too much spare time on your hands. :) Where is the proof of your claims?



LOL you poor child.. taking on Suggs? ohhhh myyyyyy i'll keep my eyes open for you to see how many limbs you retain...
Created by: dan_in_florida

3/2/11 @ 9:33pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Sunny South Florida - with a REALLY cool car :-)
Posts: 1,498




LOL you poor child.. taking on Suggs? ohhhh myyyyyy i'll keep my eyes open for you to see how many limbs you retain...



"Just a flesh wound!..." I predict he'll soon be saying :winkwink
swemarc
Created by: swemarc

3/3/11 @ 11:43am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: right outside your door
Posts: 86




"Just a flesh wound!..." I predict he'll soon be saying :winkwink



or maybe "running away huh? Come here I'll bite your leg of"
:orglaugh
BeteNoir
Created by: betenoir

3/3/11 @ 11:56am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Old Town, Basin City
Posts: 379

5th, Mind your own freakin business Purgatory and stop being a stool!
Everyones hates that especially me! The only girl that Ive heard of that
do not like me to be on F4F is Axana, Ill stop logging into her room if
she doesnt want me there and thats it! There are a lot of other girls
here wich I never recorded videos or whatever that enjoys my company and
I cant allow you to try to stop me from having a good time with them! :mad



LMFAO.. *waves the purple glove of challange in front of Purg's nose* Hmmm like the rasberry scent on the leather?

God i wish i hadn't missed all of this fun... ROFF {rolls on fucking floor).. *FLASHBACK OVER*
Easyfellow
Created by: easyfellow

3/3/11 @ 1:16pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 372

LMFAO.. *waves the purple glove of challange in front of Purg's nose* Hmmm like the rasberry scent on the leather?

God i wish i hadn't missed all of this fun... ROFF {rolls on fucking floor).. *FLASHBACK OVER*


:offtopic *wonders if the "monte-cristo" is a secret prototype car, not revealed by the press yet* :winkwink
Created by: suggs

3/3/11 @ 1:49pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768



:offtopic *wonders if the "monte-cristo" is a secret prototype car, not revealed by the press yet* :winkwink



Always thought a monte-cristo was only a cuban cigar.
BeteNoir
Created by: betenoir

3/3/11 @ 2:34pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Old Town, Basin City
Posts: 379



:offtopic *wonders if the "monte-cristo" is a secret prototype car, not revealed by the press yet* :winkwink



ask me about her next time you see me lol
Sara Lynn
Created by: Sara Lynn

3/3/11 @ 4:05pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00




Always thought a monte-cristo was only a cuban cigar.





dayum... and l always thought it was a grilled sammich... grrr.. ooo, is it lunchtime yet??
BeteNoir
Created by: betenoir

3/3/11 @ 5:02pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Old Town, Basin City
Posts: 379






dayum... and l always thought it was a grilled sammich... grrr.. ooo, is it lunchtime yet??


LOLOLOL *stomach growls* g'damnit it MUST be..
dudley_do_ride
Created by: dudley_do_ride

3/4/11 @ 12:12am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: hain't Pochipsie son
Posts: 3,224

(click whirr... bching... bching....)

(deep voice)

monte...

(long pause)

transmutes by aggregation to...

(longer pause)

mountie.

(chirp signal.... low at first... pitch sweeping upwards as rate of speech increases)

count of... reference 931370323...

wardrobe... pantry... degoba system...

blinding rays... frictionless glide...

wun... twowoo... threeyeee... fower... feeive... six... seeeven... eeyate... niner...

main engine burn...

(long loud roar)

...

(silence)
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