11/1/09 @ 1:12pm
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Here we go hold on tight!!
And now LIVE from Caesars Palace casino for 1 night only is the charity gala to end all Charity Galas
SQUIRT AID!!!
** Bought to you by our sponsors Slick-clit lube, and Seal-A-Deal condoms in association with Sham-WOW and Tard-b-gone**
Big band razzamatazz number featuring 100 Sinatra impersonators
[Announcer] And hers your hosts for this 193 hour extravaganza Chuck Long and Sasha DelBoobies
Applause and cheers
Chuck and Sasha come down the aisle of the auditorium the gleam of their smiles in stark contrast to the orange of their skin.
{C} Thank you, you lovely audience and welcome to LAS VEGAS. We are here today to exhilarate and entertain you while we plead on bended knees for your donations to a cause very dear to Sashas heart
SQUIRT AID,
{S} Thank you Chuck -- yes dear friends Squirting is a subject very dear to me and I wish to help all you wonderful ladies of the audience worldwide to squirt. But for that we need money to help set up a global network of centres to help educate women in the art of squirting.
{C} Yes we as patrons of Squirting Ladies Across the World (S.L.A.W) want to educate the planets ladies in the art of the projectile ejaculation And to do this we need to raise as much money as possible to fund our centres of excellence. And to do this we have planned this weeks entertainment.
[Announcer] All the way from the nearest fast food retailer where they have been serving Fries its Salt n Pepper and their hit song Push it
{C} they can push me any day (laughter from audience)
Hers how you can donate
Call 1-800-555-FLOW and tell our operators how much you wish to donate.
{S) For each $10,000,000 we get the governments of the world have agreed to add another $1,000,000 to our total. Meaning we will have $10,100,000 YAAY (Obviously Maths is NOT Sashas best subject)
{C - Rolling eyes} Lets see who we have in the audience tonight -- I see many familiar faces - but not used to seeing them sober -- Ex-President Bill Clinton - would you like to say a few words
{BC} Well uhh Ihh wish that Monica was able to squirt and I didnt - would of lept her dress clean and me from facing indictment. [Laughter from the audience]
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11/1/09 @ 6:11pm
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11/5/09 @ 1:51am
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Chuck Long and Sasha DelBoobies announce to the crowd that there will be two workshops offered by Flower Tushi and the Squirtonics to demonstrate how to locate and stimulate the G Spot and for the advanced women in attendance how to aim and get further height and distance with your squirt.
The fundraisers, Robin Banks and Winsom Cash, come back on the air asking for pledges and later introduce Flower and the Squirtonics, who will perform a squirt show backed up by the rock band, the Squirts. The band will perform the classic, Singing in the Rain.
The stage curtain parts and we see Flower and the Squirtonics in a simulated Flirt4Free private room without the curtain for this SQUIRT AID Fun Raiser.
The room has red walls and four soft and wide sofas with many pillows and towels. There are eight performers four squirters and four stimulators.
The music starts
I'm singing in the rain
Just singing in the rain
What a glorious feelin'
I'm happy again
Flower and the Squirtonics take their respective positions and start up with a variety of toys vibrators, dildos, and the secret weapon, the Rabbit. The music continues
I'm laughing at clouds
So dark up above
The pussys in my face
And I'm ready for the taste
Flower and the Squirtonics are getting into it. Theres some preliminary moaning
Hit the g spot with the toys
And excite all the boys
Everyone in the place
Is waiting for the rain
I've squirt on my face
Looks like shes cumming again
With a happy refrain
Just singin',
Singin' in the rain
Flower and the Squirtonics are going strong and the stagehands move the sofas close to the edge of the stage
Dancin' in the rain
Dee-ah dee-ah dee-ah
Dee-ah dee-ah dee-ah
I'm happy again!
I'm singin' and dancin' in the rain
Flower and the Squirtonics are very very heated. Their breathing is short, eyes are rolling, toes are curling, voices cracking, gooseflesh developing, nipples hardening, clits protruding and suddenly its a massive joint squirt fest.
The crowd is going wild and join the singing
I'm dancin' and singin' in the rain...
[ADDITIONAL VERSE]
Why am I smiling
And why do I sing?
Why does this model
Seem wet as a spring?
How can she squirt
Each private at Flirt?
With sexy butt up
With a moan and a scream
Why do we wonder that
that rain follows thunder
And I am wearing a raincoat
Prepared for the stream
Raincoats and Umbrellas with the SQUIRT AID Logo (a stylized Old Faithful geyser) are being sold by the vendors walking up and down the aisles. The stage camera pans out to the audience and there is a canopy of umbrellas covering happy and wet faces. Flower and the Squirtonics showered the first eight rows with their projectile cum.
Chuck Long and Sasha DelBoobies come back on and say thank you, Flower and the Squirtonics and can we have a nice round of applause for the Squirts. Werent they an inspired group. Now back to our sponsors Slick-clit lube, and Seal-A-Deal condoms.
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11/17/09 @ 2:10pm
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