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Female Performer Chat: Public Service Announcement centre
Created by: suggs

10/24/09 @ 1:57pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

*CLICK Schree* "Damm feedback oh er fuck is this mic on ?? Testicles Testicles 1,2,3"
{2nd voice "You have 4 !! damm you got the 1 that Adolf was lacking"}

[Clears throat]
Ah-hem

[ plays 3 notes on a xylophone]
plink kwonk flonk

"Just a small reminder to all that visit here from England ( as well as any performer that broadcasts from england that British (lack of)Summer Time ends today and that ALL clocks need to be set BACK 1 hour to Grenwich Means Time"

and now a few announcements.

Mr and Mrs Acious-Border wish to announce the birth of a son "Herb"

Mr Paul Tickle has announced his forthcoming nuptuals to his long term partner Miss Tess Jamerson - however Miss Jamerson has stated she will NOT be taking her husbands surname.

A scientist has sucsessfully crossed an Apple with a nun - and created a computer that will never go down on you!

and here we have an item for sale
a White Fiat Uno - some slight damage to the front nearside - please contact a Mr H.R.H Phillip c/o Buckingham Palace London.

fhwankg, kwing, thowk.

That was the announcements bought to you by Acme
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Created by: lickau

10/24/09 @ 3:12pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Moving slowly but surely somewhere sometime
Posts: 29,285

*CLICK Schree* "Damm feedback oh er fuck is this mic on ?? Testicles Testicles 1,2,3"
{2nd voice "You have 4 !! damm you got the 1 that Adolf was lacking"}

[Clears throat]
Ah-hem

[ plays 3 notes on a xylophone]
plink kwonk flonk

"Just a small reminder to all that visit here from England ( as well as any performer that broadcasts from england that British (lack of)Summer Time ends today and that ALL clocks need to be set BACK 1 hour to Grenwich Means Time"

and now a few announcements.

Mr and Mrs Acious-Border wish to announce the birth of a son "Herb"

Mr Paul Tickle has announced his forthcoming nuptuals to his long term partner Miss Tess Jamerson - however Miss Jamerson has stated she will NOT be taking her husbands surname.

A scientist has sucsessfully crossed an Apple with a nun - and created a computer that will never go down on you!

and here we have an item for sale
a White Fiat Uno - some slight damage to the front nearside - please contact a Mr H.R.H Phillip c/o Buckingham Palace London.

fhwankg, kwing, thowk.

That was the announcements bought to you by Acme



:orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh Classic :thumbsup
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jimmyzzz
Created by: jimmyzzz

10/24/09 @ 3:46pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: the fed-ex package at your door :P
Posts: 217

An apple and a nun...wow never thought of this computer being so virginal. Does this mean this computer can not visit sites like this without some holy water? :smoking
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dubyabee
Created by: dubyabee

10/24/09 @ 3:49pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Path to Pearly Gates on Fantasy Island
Posts: 2,504

*CLICK Schree* "Damm feedback oh er fuck is this mic on ?? Testicles Testicles 1,2,3"
{2nd voice "You have 4 !! damm you got the 1 that Adolf was lacking"}

[Clears throat]
Ah-hem

[ plays 3 notes on a xylophone]
plink kwonk flonk

"Just a small reminder to all that visit here from England ( as well as any performer that broadcasts from england that British (lack of)Summer Time ends today and that ALL clocks need to be set BACK 1 hour to Grenwich Means Time"

and now a few announcements.

Mr and Mrs Acious-Border wish to announce the birth of a son "Herb"

Mr Paul Tickle has announced his forthcoming nuptuals to his long term partner Miss Tess Jamerson - however Miss Jamerson has stated she will NOT be taking her husbands surname.

A scientist has sucsessfully crossed an Apple with a nun - and created a computer that will never go down on you!

and here we have an item for sale
a White Fiat Uno - some slight damage to the front nearside - please contact a Mr H.R.H Phillip c/o Buckingham Palace London.

fhwankg, kwing, thowk.

That was the announcements bought to you by Acme



TOO FUNNY :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh :orglaugh
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Created by: suggs

10/24/09 @ 6:20pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

Well the clock adjusting reminder is a small lapse into seriousness for me. my normal service has resumed with a rant in the pearla kiss game thread.
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Created by: suggs

10/25/09 @ 12:05pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

And now advice on how to avoid being seen

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-B-
Created by: -b-

10/25/09 @ 11:09pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Where Ever I Am Needed but originally Beverly Hill
Posts: 61

*CLICK Schree* "Damm feedback oh er fuck is this mic on ?? Testicles Testicles 1,2,3"
{2nd voice "You have 4 !! damm you got the 1 that Adolf was lacking"}

[Clears throat]
Ah-hem

[ plays 3 notes on a xylophone]
plink kwonk flonk

"Just a small reminder to all that visit here from England ( as well as any performer that broadcasts from england that British (lack of)Summer Time ends today and that ALL clocks need to be set BACK 1 hour to Grenwich Means Time"

and now a few announcements.

Mr and Mrs Acious-Border wish to announce the birth of a son "Herb"

Mr Paul Tickle has announced his forthcoming nuptuals to his long term partner Miss Tess Jamerson - however Miss Jamerson has stated she will NOT be taking her husbands surname.

A scientist has sucsessfully crossed an Apple with a nun - and created a computer that will never go down on you!

and here we have an item for sale
a White Fiat Uno - some slight damage to the front nearside - please contact a Mr H.R.H Phillip c/o Buckingham Palace London.

fhwankg, kwing, thowk.

That was the announcements bought to you by Acme



????? :helpme
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Falco16
Created by: falco16

11/18/09 @ 2:41am (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Posts: 76




????? :helpme



I'm lost :helpme
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Created by: suggs

12/10/09 @ 1:20pm (EDT) | UTC - 4:00
Location: Left of centre
Posts: 6,768

And now -- Swedish for beginners !!!

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